Building Permit

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It's going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 gun
turrets at various heights and windows all over the place
and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It'll have parking for 200 cars and will be painted snot
green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to forget it... AIN'T GONNA
HAPPEN! So I sent in the application again, but this time I
called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.