A young Arab boy asks his father:

•What is this strange hat that we are wearing?
•It's a "chechia" - because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.
•And what is this weird type of clothing that we are wearing?
•It's a "djbellah" - because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
•And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
•These are "babouches" - which keep us from burning our feet on the hot desert sand!

•Tell me, papa...
•Yes, my son?
•Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan - and still wearing all of this crap?