A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at her parents home. Id scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cork.Lobster. Champagne .
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "But my mothers not expecting a blow job tonight."
"I said enjoy."