This just in......

Playboy reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in their February issue...

Michelle Obama was offered 50 bucks by National Geographic.....

And in other news.....

We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"--- two small breasts and two big thighs.

Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners. It's called the "Obama Cabinet Bucket".

It's all left wings and a-holes.