An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli , a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and an Fijian went to a local night club.

The bouncer said "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."