I am bewildered!
While hiking down along the Don River this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the river. He was struggling to stay afloat due to the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Jamaican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Canadian citizen and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the Guelph police, and the RCMP.
It is now 8 pm,both men have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps!