A well-off bloke decided to go into business for himself. He fancied owning a pub, so he searched until he found one for sale in a small village.

Unfortunately, the pub was very old and the foundation was crooked. It would cost too much to fix. So the new owner decided to knock it down and build a new one.

He hired a bulldozer and cleared all the debris. Then he spent a lot of time hauling in dirt, building it up and leveling it for the new foundation.

Some village folks were out watching him work. "What is that bloke doing?" asked a passerby.

A villager replied,"He's razing the bar to a new level."