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I was standing in a bar in Barcelona and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”? No”, I say, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer you slanty eyed little prick." |