Why did princess Dianna cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

One time I saw a black dude walking out of my building carrying a tv.
Normally, I wouldn't have paid attention, but I noticed it looked a lot like mine.
So I ran upstairs and burst into my apartment to see if it was still there.
It was; shining my shoes.

A girl is out at the bar one night and spots a black dude on the dance floor.
She starts dancing with him and before they know it they're back at her place on the couch.
She can tell he's horny and ready to go, so she leans close and says "I've always wondered if what they say about black guys is true." "It sure is, baby.', he replies. She leans in even closer and whispers "Then, why don't you prove it to me".
So he stabs her and steals her purse.

What's black and sits at the tops of stairs?
Christopher Reeve in a house fire.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen?
2 in front, 2 in the back, and 300 in the ashtray.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public Transportation.

How do you punish a blind man?
Put a plunger in his toilet.

What do you call a White, Christian terrorist?
Not newsworthy.

Why do all black people have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.

What starts with n and end with r that you don't want to call a black person?
neighbor