Bedtime for Obonzo

Once upon a time, Americans elected the One, the lightbringer, who promised toys ‘n unicorns, rainbows ‘n good things, for all the girls and boys who would vote for him!

To do this, L’il Obonzo threw out the mean ‘ol Constitution, and children just like him everywhere cheered, ‘cause now THEY were in charge!

So, L’il Obama broke open the cookie jar an’ gave them all away to his special friends and family, ‘til there were no more left.

But soon, adult people, who made the cookies, said mean things about where the cookies went. Then they all yelled at poor L’il Obonzo and Obonzo friends, and saying they wouldn’t make any more cookies for L’il Obama to give away.

So, because pissed of adults, because of dumb laws, ‘n American history, ’n that mean ol’ Constitution, 'n common sense taking hold, L’il Obonzo - and many of his Obonzo media friends – just might end up back under adult supervision once more.