So this dog is headed home from work and sees a sign: Dog Show Today! He walks in and enters himself. Low and behold he wins first prize, which is a nice ribbon and some money.

He heads for home, but is deflected into his favorite bar, where he buys his friends some drinks, they buy him some, and a few hours later he arrives home to his wife and pups.

She says "You're drunk. Where have you been?"

He tells her the story, and she asks, "Where is the ribbon?"

"Oh my god, I left it at the bar and I'm too drunk to go back and get it. Send Pup."

So Pup goes into the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?"

The pup says,"Pap's blue ribbon."