One Thursday evening Mr. Smith was sitting in his favorite armchair, drinking a beer, and watching football, when he had this sudden urge to pass wind. This he duly did...'...phurpppHONDA!'

'Weird' thought Mr. Smith, but thought nothing of it, until 5 minutes later, when...
'...phurpppHONDA!'

At this he got worried. He rushed to the local hospital, and managed to get an appointment with an intestinal specialist.

"What seems to be the problem Mr. Smith?" asked the doctor.

"Well, whenever I pass wind, it seems to make a noise like a motorbike" replied Mr Smith.

"Could you possibly show me?' asked the doctor. Mr Smith duly obliged.
'...phurpppHONDA!'

"Bend over please Mr Smith, I'd like to examine you... (muffled) ah yes, I see your problem," said the doctor "you have an abscess on your backside. That would explain the strange noise."

Mr. Smith was lost for words. "How," he asked "could an abscess on my ass make a noise like that!?"

"Simple," replied the doctor..."Abscess makes the fart go Honda"
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