Joe and Peter are downing a beer at the bar, exchanging small talk.

Joe says:"I hate my job... Delivering pizza, it's absolutely horrible: the whole day I can see them, I can smell them, hot and juicy, I can even touch them... But I can't eat them!"

Peter sighs deeply, and says:"You're damn right... It's an absolute nightmare, I don't know how many times I've thought about quitting myself."

"You're in the pizza delivery business too?"

"No, I'm a gynecologist..."