Pat was wheeling his half black baby boy in his carriage when he comes across Father O'Malley.

Father peers down in the carriage and proclaims,"Ah Patrick a fine looking son. What is his name?"

Pat replies,"Dancer."

"DANCER!" the priest hollers, "What kind of name is that? Why did you not name him a good Irish name like your own name Patrick or Sean or Micheal?"

Pat replied back,"Well Father what else would you call an Irish Jig?"