A guy manages to navigate his way up to the bar. As he sits down, he hears an Irish accent from the guy next to him. He asks: "Where in Ireland are ye from?" The other man replies: " "Roscommon". The first guy is interested and orders double whiskies for himself and his new acquaintance. He says: " So am I !. Whereabouts in Roscommon?" The other man says: " Near Ballyfarnum". Now the first guy is astonished and orders another round of doubles. He says: " That' where I'm from,too! What school did ye go to?" The other replies: " St.Mary's and I graduated in 1982". Now the first guy almost falls off his stool at this amazing coincidence! He hails his new found friend and orders another round of doubles. The two men toast each other.

At this point a regular walks in and seats himself and asks the bartender: " What's new?"

The bartender says: " Nothing much. The O'Malley twins are drunk again".