Last night through Netflix, we watched a 90-minute documentary on the life and career of Johnny Carson. There's lots of good stuff, it's well worth watching.

The documentary includes a clip of Johnny talking about his growing up and going to high school in Nebraska. He mentioned his old girlfriend there, "Gina Statutorri".

According to him, Gina got voted "Miss Lincoln" because most every boy in the school got to take a shot at her in the balcony.

That's funny right there - I don't care who ya are.