A stranger walks into a bar and orders a drink in a high, squeeky voice. The regulars in the bar get to razzing him and as a joke one of them slips outside and paints the dudes horse's balls green. Newcomer downs his drink and goes outside to leave. Moments later he's back in hollering, "Who's the dirty SOB that painted my horse's balls green?". A cowboy about 6 feet 5 inches tall and 250 pounds stands up and says, "I did. What about it?". Squeeky voice takes one look at the guy, gulps, and replies, "I was just going to tell you that I think it's time for another coat of paint".