An American soldier and a North Korean soldier were guarding the DMZ on their respective sides. The American was bored and decided to communicate with the Korean . He wanted to know what type of soldier he was.... Perhaps a paratrooper? The American gets his attention and raises his hand and lets it float down. The Korean raises his rifle and looks angry... Nope, not a paratrooper...

Maybe infantry? He puts his two fingers on the ground and makes a walking motion, but again he gets the rifle pointed at him..... Not infantry either he muses.... Perhaps he is in artillery, so he makes a fist and jams his finger in the bottom of it in and out .... Once again he is wrong. He decides that he must be a spy, so he raises hands to his eyes like binoculars... This time the Korean throws his rifle down and runs away..... Yep, he was a spy, I knew it.

Back at the N Korean camp, the soldier tells his commander that someone else has to guard the DMZ . These Americans are crazy!!! One just told me that when the sun goes down, he is going to march over the line and screw me till my eyes pop out!!!