GUN CONTROL

It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods when I shopped there yesterday.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of some 7.65 mm bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amuck, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.