This funeral home had this old beat up hearse that they wanted to get rid of, but had no luck selling it or trading it in so they thought to get rid of it another way and grab the insurance money instead.
They drove it down to the river, put it in neutral and pushed it into the water thinking it would disappear. To their horror, the vehicle just floated down the river.

I guess you can lead a hearse to water, but you can’t make it sink.