One morning a woman came downstairs to find her husband staring misty eyed out the window. She asked what was on his mind.
He asked her, "Remember when I was 18 and you were 16 and your dad caught us making love?"
"Oh yes." she replied.
"Your dad said he would send me to prison for 20 years If I didn't marry you?"
"I remember that."
"Well, I would have gotten out today."