Father knew it was comming. His boy was getting to that "age" where girls were more interesting than PlayStation2.
One day as the father was working in the garage his son came in and kinda hummed and hawed around.
The father asked if there was something on the boys mind.
The son said, "I'm not sure how to ask this,Dad. I don't want you to get mad at me."
The father replied, "Son, we are alone. Just talk to me man to man and we'll get through it."
"Well, Dad." The boy replies, "I was wondering what a beardedclam looked like."
"I't depends." Dad said. "Do you mean before sex or after?"
"Wwwell." The boy stammered. "I guess before sex."
"Son, That may be the most beautiful sight on the entire earth." Dad said wistfully. "Gods greates gift to man surrounded by a garden of curls. The entrance to Eden. The lips like rose petals in spring beaconing you to taste the sweet nectar."
The son was silent and stunned to hear his dad speak of anything in terms so romantic.
After a few moment of reflection the son asked "Well, what about after sex?'
"Then, Son." Says the father "It looks like a bulldog eating mayonase."