Superman hasn?t got laid in ages,and the all the other superhero babes like Catwoman and Lara Croft have turned him down .

One day he?s flying around when he has an amazing stroke of luck ? he spies Wonderwoman in her garden,naked on her back with her legs wite apart

Seizing his chance,Superman swoops down,comes in a flash using his superspeed powers,then zooms of again.

Wonderwoman sits up.?Christ she says,?what happened there?

?God knows,? says the Invisible Man,?but it hurts like hell !?