Joe Six-Pak was at a bar downtown and had to go to the restroom to rid himself of a couple of beers.
He was taking care of business when a large black man came in and used the urinal next to his.
Joe couldn't help but notice the mans rather large member.
''Wow, I wish I could make mine that big.' Joe said.
Seeing a way to have some fun, the big man said ,'All ya gotta do is tie a piece of string to it and hang a lil' weight offa it. Let it hang down yer pants leg. In no time ,you will notice a big difference,'he said with a smile.
A couple of days went by when the big guy runs into Joe on the street.
'How's the stretch job coming,my man?', asked the black guy.
'Just great', replied Joe.'I'm halfway there,,it's black'.