A paleface went to the local Indian reservation where he met the chief. 'How' s about letting me have one of your women for a little while? ' Asked the paleface.

The chief responded, "How much money do you have?"

"I don't have any money but I have this bag of corn." Said the paleface.

"A bag of corn huh." Replied the chief.

The chief thought for a moment then agreed to the deal. "Take that woman there into my teepee." He said.

So the paleface took the woman into the teepee where she took all her clothes off and laid down on her stomach. The paleface saw this and said, "No, you have to turn over onto your back."

The Indian woman replied by turning over pointing at her beardedclam saying, "This money hole." Then turning over onto her stomach, pointing to her ass saying, "This corn hole."