A Mexican from El Paso found himself in Lubbock
and being horny decided to approach a prostitute down on 17th and R.

He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the
hour?"

"$100," she replied.

"Do you do Messican-style?" he asked.

Not knowing exactly what this Messican style was, she refused.

He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay
you $300 to do it Messiccan-style."

Again, because she didn't know what Messican style was, she declined.

Being the persistent type, he laid down a final
offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?"

Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been
in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"

After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"

The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday when I get my check."