The Hokey Pokey (as written by W. Shakespeare)

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within. Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Pokey, A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke. Blessed dervish!

Surely thou canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke --banish now thy doubt.

Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

- by William Shakespeare