A lion in the zoo was lying the sun licking its ass when a visitor
turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it ?

"No way,? said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the
zoo.
Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and
completely devoured him."

"Hardly seems possible" said the astonished visitor, "but why is it
lying there licking its ass?"

"The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth."