Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work
today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my
legs hurt. I not come work."

his boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and
I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."