Two sisters, 10 and 5, both auditioned for parts in the Christmas pageant.
Both were very excited about getting their parts. And as sisters will do, that night at the dinner table they were arguing about who had the most important and most difficult part.
Finally the 10 year old turns to the 5 year old and says; "Just ask Mom! She'll tell you that it is MUCH harder to be a virgin than an angel!"