An American tourist, a young man, rents a car in Sydney and is driving across Australia. It happens that while he is driving across a lonely, unpeopled part of the country (up here we say "godforsaken") he has to take a pee.

He pulls the car over and takes care of business. Just as he is about to get back in the car, a hard looking type comes out of the bush and points a shotgun at him.

Being a sensible guy who is always nervous when a shotgun is looking at him, the American tourist stands very still.

The hard looking guy says: " Pull"

The American is puzzled. " Beg your pardon?" ( he's from NY and is very polite)

The Aussie says: " Masturbate"

The American does so.

The Aussie says: " Now do it again".

Although a young man, the American says:" You mean right now?" The shotgun moves menacingly and the guy masturbates again.

The Aussie says: "Do it again".

The American says: " No way! You may as well shoot me now and get it over with!"

The Aussie lowers the shotgun and calls a pretty young woman out of the bush and says: " OK, I guess it's safe for you to give my sister a lift to town".