A guy spends the night with a Chinese prostitute. Next morning he is showering -and is horrified to find that his entire groin area (yeah, including the vital part) is colored this sickly shade of green.

He wastes no time in consulting a white doctor of great repute. The doctor informs him that he has this rare oriental disease - and that his penis and balls will have to be amputated.

Of course, the guy wants a second opinion. The second doctor tells him also that his penis and balls will have to be amputated.

The guy is in a real state of depression when he comes from the second doctor's office. On the street he meets a friend to whom he confides the whole story.

The friend says: " You're going at this entirely the wrong way. You have this rare oriental disease -so go to a good Chinese doctor". The friend recommends a top notch Chinese doctor in Chinatown.

The guy sees the top notch Chinese doctor who examines him.

The doctor tells him: " Yes, you have this rare oriental disease".

The guy is panic stricken. " Doctor, will it have to be cut off?"

The old Chinese doctor claps him on the shoulder reassuringly: " NO, of course not! In a few days it'll fall off by itself".