A young man from San Fransisco (the city of Brotherly shove) goes to a fancy cocktail party.While there he notices a man he would like to get to know more intamately and asks one of the waiters "Who is that good looking man?"
The waiter replies,"Thats Dr. Denton,the world famous proctologist".
Unfortunately for him,he does'nt get the opportunity to meet him that evening,but remembers his name and sets up an appointment at his office.
When the doctor asks him the cause of his visit,he answers that he has a pain and needs an exam.
The doctor procedes and then exclaims,"Hold on,I think I've got something here,Well I'll be damned,it's a long stemmed rose."
The kid looks over his shoulder and replies,"Read the card."