Blondes are back!!!

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

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Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.

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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.