At the lunch counter, old man Johnson was reading the paper when he came across something of interest to him.
He asked the waitress for some scissors, which she promptly provided.

A few seconds later, she asked, "Mr Johnson, what's that you're cutting outta the paper there?"

He replied, "It's an article 'bout a feller what killed his wife for looking through his wallet."

Somewhat surprised, the waitress asks, "What you gonna do with it?"

Smugly, the old man says, "I'm gonna put it in my wallet".