A jewish guy walked into a bar, sat down next to a chinese guy, had two drinks, and punched the chinese guy in the nose.

"What that for?" asked the chinese guy. "That's for bombing Pearl Harbor," said the Jew.

"You idiot," said the chinese guy, "JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor - NOT Chinese!"

"Ah," said the jewish guy, "Chinese, japanese, it's all the same.

So the chinese guy finished his drink and punched the jewish guy in the nose. "What was THAT for?" asked the jewish guy.

"That for sinking Titanic," said the chinese guy. "You moron," said the jewish guy, "the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"

"Ah so," said the chinese guy, "Iceberg, Greenberg, it all same!"