When Jane first discovered Tarzan living in the jungle, she had many questions about all aspects of his life and. eventually the subject got around to sex.

Jane said, "Tarzan, have you ever had sex?".

Tarzan replied "What sex?".

So Jane explained in detail what sex is.

Tarzan said, "Yes, Tarzan have sex many time."

Jane said, "How did you have sex? There are no other people in the jungle except you".

Tarzan replied, "Tarzan use knot hole in tree".

Jane was appalled. She went into a long explaination about how men and women have sex and even took off her cloths and volenteered to show Tarzan how men and women do it.

Tarzan accepted her invatation and proceeded to kick her in the crotch as hard as he could.

Jane screamed and fell to the ground and almost passed out.

When she had recovered she asked "What in the hell did you do that for!!"

He replied, "Tarzan check for bees"