SwampFox
(member)
06/09/06 12:14 AM
Re: Old Geezer Jokes

This will warm your heart, especially if you have lost faith in human kindness.

This letter was sent to the principal's office after an elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today!

Dear Faculty and Students,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an assisted living home. All of my family has passed away and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten woman. My roommate, Mary, is 90 and always had her own radio. Before I won this radio, she would never let me borrow hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off her night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fork you biatch.
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