A man walked into a bar dragging an alligator behind him. He announced to everyone there that he was taking bets. He was willing to bet that he could put his penis in the alligator's mouth, let it clamp down for 30 seconds, then he'd get the 'gator to open it's mouth - and he would be unhurt.

Everyone bet 5 or 10 dollars that he couldn't do it. The man then unzipped his pants and let the 'gator clamp down on his penis. The whole crowd started counting the seconds 1...2...3..., and when they reached 30, the man hit the alligator hard, two or three times, on top of its head with a beer bottle. The 'gator then opened its mouth, and the man withdrew, unhurt.

He collected all the bets, then waved the money in the air. He announced that he was now willing to bet $100 that no one else there could do the same thing. All the guys in the bar just shook their heads - no one wanted a piece of that action.

"Come on" said the man. "$100 dollars!".

Finally, a young woman sitting at the bar raised her hand. "I'll give it a try" she said, "But you've got to promise not to hit me on the head with a beer bottle."