A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, you hear the latest Canadian joke?"

The bartender says, "Hey, pal, before you start, you see those two lumberjacks fighting in the corner? You see the big hockey players behind you? You see that hunter next to you at the bar, and the fisherman next to him? You see me? We're all Canadian. You still want to tell your little joke?"

Guy looks around at all these bruisers, who have now started to pay attention to him. "Okay," he says, "I'll tell it slow."