One day on the play ground the 1st grade boys were talking about how great their dads are.
Timmy said my dad can eat 2 big macs.
Not to be out done Frank said,"That;s nothing my dad can eat 4 whoppers and 2 large fries".
When they got to Johny he said,"That nothing. my dad can eat a window shade!"
The other boys said, "Your crazy! nobody can do that!"
Johny said,"He can to! I heard him tell momma last night that if she'd pull down that window shade he'd eat it."