I wish that all girls were like bats in a steeple
If I were a bat there'd be more bats that people

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So roll your leg over
Girl roll your leg over
Please roll your leg over
It's better that way

I wish that all girls were like waves in the ocean
and I was the tide with perpetual motion

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I wish that all girls were like statues of venus
and I was a god with a cast iron penis

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I wish that all girls were like fish in a pool
and I was a shark with a waterproof tool

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