A Idaho rancher and his wife were Arguing while touring Paris. They Were hardly speaking to each other After being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK COOKED RARE."
The waiter replied, "But Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "
He said, "She'll have a Salad."