A missourian and a texan are driving down one of our beautiful backroads when they spot a rabbit hopping across the road. The Texan had never been to Missouri so, he asks,"what was that?".
The Missourian replies, "that's a rabbit".
The Texan says, "we got 'em alot bigger where I come from!".
They drive alittle further and they see a nice 10 point buck. Again the Texan asks, "what was that?"
The Missourian says, "That's a deer".
The Texan says "Man, we got'em twice as big where I come from!"
The Missourian was now starting to get a bit ticked at his buddys' comments, but did'nt say anything. He just kept driving.
They went a bit further down the road when they passed the biggest snapping turtle you can ever imaging. Big claws, Huge head, the thing had to weigh at least 120 pounds! The texan, suprised at what they had just seen, asks "WHAT WAS THAT !?!?"
The Missourian, kind of proud of the specimen, but sick and tired of his friends smart remarks replied "THAT was a TICK!"