A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say:

"Red................cherry",
"Yellow..........lemon",
"Green............lime",
"Orange.............orange",

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste."Well", he said, "I'll give you a all a clue; it's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"