1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the
same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary
Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fishmarket.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker
and a lesbian?

One's a snackcracker, the other's a crack
snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got fifty
lesbians and fifty state workers?

One hundred people that don't do dick.