A little black boy caught a frog. He said, "froggy, this mah lucky day, ah'm gonna pull your legs off and have them for supper."
Then he said, " Froggy, this mah lucky day, ah'm gonna poke your eyes out and have me a nice froggy eye salad."
A white police officer pulled up, and since this is from a while ago, the cop said "boy, anything you do to that frog, I will do to you.
So the little boy said to the frog "Froggy, this your lucky day, cuz ah'm gonna kiss your a$$!