Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a
Lawyer, and one was a Hell's Angel.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my
anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that
if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes,
and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I
figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and
she would know that I love her."

The Hell's Angel then took a big swig from his beer, and said ; "Yeah, well
for my anniversary, I got my old lady a Harley tee-shirt and a vibrator. I
figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fork herself!"