Pillsbury has announce that it will be replacing the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a new advertising campain.
"In the interest of diversity and inclusiveness we will be looking for a spokesperson to star in our "Pillsbury Dough Girl" promotion," said the Pillsbury spokesman, "A down to earth, bread and butter type that reflects the real coustomer in our metro distribution areas will speak for our products."
Outsiders speculate that market losses in suburban areas may be behind the change in demographic focus. As one analisist remarked,"Those cracker white bread eating Ho's get their bread from a counter appliance."