I was doing my usual thing ,tooling down I-55 with a load of auto parts headed for a plant in Wilson Arkansas and I hear this trucker come on the CB and holler ,

"Hey ,did anyone hear something on the noon news about an assassin shooting Hillary Clinton and causing her to drop out of the Presidential race?"

After a few moments of dead silence on the channel,another driver,says

"No,I haven't heard anything"...

Then the other driver sighs and says,"Well,maybe tomorrow...."